Miranda Bookman [145.9] says, “Oh dear, we have a clown.”
Pheobe Dean [145.9] exclaims, “We don’t seem to have an engineer, though!”
Hank [145.9] asks, “Is not gaeity a more worthwhile pursuit than nuclear fusion?”

  •  Scientist Samantha Studnick says, "Or, just smack -"
  •  Technician Morgan Grant says, "GIBE GIB"
  •  Scientist Samantha Studnick says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
  •  Technician Morgan Grant says, "GIBE GIB"
  •  Doctor Ronald Green says, "oh god"
  •  Doctor Ronald Green says, "OH GOD"
  •  Doctor Ronald Green says, "WHAt"
  •  Technician Morgan Grant says, "GIBE GIB"
  •  Scientist Samantha Studnick [145.9] says, "SECURITY TO FUCKING XENO"
  •  Scientist Samantha Studnick [145.9] says, "TECHNICIAN IN CE'S SUIT CARRYING LIKE HALF OF A PERSON"

Don't accept drinks from The Devil

I played a few rounds as a Bartender named The Devil, with a huge black beard and glowing red eyes. I would start the round by taking several pills of Kelotane (a drug that cures burn damage over time), drinking a bunch of welding fuel, returning to the bar, and setting myself on fire. This…


The movie is Avatar.

But the game, is Space Station 13.

  • Ella Stark says: "Ugh"
  • Ella Stark says: "I am fucking"
  • Ella Stark says: "Not doing this"
  •  Ella Stark lies down on the ground
  • Halligan Hook asks: "doing what?"
  • Ella Stark says: "Not doing it."
  • Ella Stark says: "Stab me to death or whatever, I don't give a fuck."
  • Halligan Hook says: "but we need people like you"
  • Violet Wheeler says: "Elaine."
  • Ella Stark says: "Shut up."
  • Violet Wheeler says: "Quit whining. You're strong, you'll get through this, so get the fuck up and help us kick ass."
  •  Violet Wheeler shakes Ella Stark trying to get her up!
  •  Ella Stark just kind of lies under the chocolate.
  • Halligan Hook says: "..."
  • Violet Wheeler says: "Elaine."
  • Ella Stark says: "Go away."
  • Violet Wheeler says: "What is the problem"
  • Ella Stark says: "There is no point."
  • Violet Wheeler says: "Let me tell you a story."
  • Violet Wheeler says: "Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me..."


The story, and the image to go with it.


A naked man gives a piano recital as the crew await the escape shuttle. A human brain sits next to him, alongside cheese loaf and a peppered steak. Presumably sustenance.

The dead are in attendance, and in force. A testament to the lives lost in what was probably just 45 minutes of a gradual spiral of doom.

The audience, if they still live, sit in the chairs next to piles of mutilated gibs. Perhaps they sit not of their own free will, for they have been buckled to the chairs by more enthusiastic listeners. It is a mystery.

Most are likely to have been cloned at some point, such is the mortality rate, even during times of non-crisis.

The latest in robotics technology, such as the APLU Ripley and the H.O.N.K. are also present. For purposes nefarious or otherwise, none can say.

A corgi wears body armor and a helmet, and rightly so. Of the humans around him, most would gladly see him dead for no other reason than simple curiosity.

Bombs are planted in the open, with unknown destructive capability. Nobody seems to care that death may be imminent.

It is impossible to not go among madmen, here, for everyone is mad.

Welcome to the station, crew. Enjoy your stay.


Space Wizard Federation operative spotted amidst Kiev riots.


Oh Ten you’re so smooth
Ladies’ man
 More like Rose man



a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.